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Location : Palmdale, California
Arena : Standard
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In Attendance : 3,876
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{fade to shot of the commentary table}
Lex Victor, Frenchie Parker, and Knee
Johnson are sitting at the commentary table.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Hello, fans of the CNWF Squared and welcome to another edition of Danger Zone. This
week has been another hectic week for the CNWF Squared... so as a result we have greatly shortened the length of
Danger Zone. Normally we try for a two hour program, but tonight we are only going to be on for half an hour.
Frenchie Parker: That's just too bad, Lex!
Knee Johnson: Ah, don't sweat it. I mean sometimes things just can't go as planned. Like last week
I just barely missed a sale on beer and I had to go through the weekend drinking old beer. We all know fresh beer
tastes better!
Lex Victor: Um, yes, Knee. Anyway, one thing I would like to tell all of our fans is that the
folks up at Titan Towers just can't seem to steal enough stuff from CNWF Squared! This week I'm sure all of you
saw the new "Hunter Hearst Helmsly" t-shirt... well, if you noticed, it was "H³", or H-Cubed.
The cube has always been a trademark take of anyone who has copied the CNWF Squared... it's just something to try
to say they are above us. But any of you ever heard of a cubed circle? I think it's commonly accepted as the squared
circle, so go ahead and cube your little Hunter Hearst Helmsly... I guess you would have had trouble doing that
if he was still known as Jean Paul Levesque. Well, up until now I thought maybe this was all a coincidence that
the WWF was coming up with our stuff... well, I think the "H³" thing was kind of something that
tells me that they are copying us. I mean isn't "3H" just a little more logical to you? Anyway, I guess
this means that "Stone Old" isn't going to be the last of the guys to mock the WWF. There will be more!
Frenchie Parker: That's so touching, Lex! I never knew you had it in
you!
Knee Johnson: Well, I guess niether of you are going to announce the spectacular lineup we have
tonight... so I will!
Lex Victor: Have fun, Knee.
Knee Johnson: With pleasure! First, we are going to see the Pepsi Cola Kid fighting Outcast by
Society! Man, what a matchup we are in for tonight! Personally, I think the Pepsi Cola Kid is gonna teach this
Outcast a thing or two about life here in the CNWF Squared!
Lex Victor: Well, Knee, you can have your opinions, but we'll see just what actually happens
right here tonight.
Knee Johnson: Then we're going to have Da SuPerFan fighting Tex Taylor in a non-title match. I
really don't know what to make of this match, but it will be something to see just what happens!
Lex Victor: Great. Well, here we go.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing
first, from Denver, Colorado; weighing two-hundred twenty-five pounds... Pepsi Cola Kid!
{cut to shot of the walkway}
"Ahmish Paradise" plays as
Pepsi walks down to the ring, carrying a twenty-four Cube™ of Pepsi. He looks like he's all business... and the
audience here is heavily on his side.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Pepsi puts his Cube™ in one corner of
the ring, then climbs to the second turnbuckle, raising his arms in the air as the audience cheers for him. He
then steps back down and waits for his opponent.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Well, it seems like the popularity of the Pepsi Cola Kid continues to grow every
time he steps in the ring.
Frenchie Parker: Yeah... but it seems the more popular he gets, the
more he loses, ya know?
Knee Johnson: The more I see him, the more weight I lose because I puke!
Lex Victor: Good for you, Knee. Well, here comes Outcast by Society.
{cut to shot of the aisle facing into
the audience}
"Cool to Hate" by offspring
plays as the camera focuses in on a certain part of the audience, and someone who doesn't quite fit in with the
rest of them is singled out. The man is Outcast by Society. He steps over the guard rail and walks to the ring.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Outcast rolls into the ring under the
bottom rope and immediately starts hitting Pepsi before the match even begins. The referee quickly rings the bell
so that the match is officially begun.
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Outcast by Society vs Pepsi Cola Kid
6'-2", 255 lbs — 6'-2",
225 lbs
(One Fall Singles Match)
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{ring}
Outcast is hitting Pepsi, but Pepsi
soon retaliates and begins hitting Outcast with a few right arm blows of his own. Pepsi then whips Outcast to the
ropes, but ends up catching a clothesline sending him down to the canvas. When Pepsi gets back up to his feet,
he is greeted with a Japanese arm drag takedown so that he is back in the canvas. Outcast gets back up to his feet
and starts kicking him several times. Pepsi is finally on his feet again and charges Outcast with a clothesline,
but catches a knee lift right in the gut. Outcast then goes for the cover.
{commentary}
Knee Johnson: One! Two! Nothin'. Outcast almost had him right there!
Lex Victor: Outcast now picking Pepsi back up to his feet... and takes him back down to the canvas
with a stiff forearm shot!
Frenchie Parker: Pepsi doesn't seem like he is going to get out of
this at all.
{ring}
Pepsi is back on his feet, but Outcast
throws him right through the middle ropes. He then steps out himself.
{cut to ringside shot}
Outcast gets the Cube™ and hits it over
Pepsi's head. He then throws it against the guard rail seperating them from the audience. Outcast doesn't stop
there, however, as he goes and gets a chair and hits it over Pepsi's head. Finally, outcast picks Pepsi up off
the floor and throws him into the ring apron, then throws him back in the ring.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Pepsi is dazed as Outcast gets back
into the ring, whips Pepsi to the ropes, then catches him with a spine buster slam.
{commentary}
Knee Johnson: Man, what a maneuver! This Outcast is a lot better
than I thought.
Lex Victor: Wait a second... what's this?
{cut to shot of the entranceway}
An extremely tall man is standing at
the entrance... he seems to be much taller than just about any wrestler in the CNWF Squared. He has short, bristly
white hair, is white skinned, has a white earring in his left ear, and is wearing a white t-shirt which says "Too
Tall For You?" He is carrying a chair with him. He walks to the ring as the audience tries to figure out just
what he is doing there.
{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Wow! Take a look at this guy! He's so huge!
Knee Johnson: Ah... he ain't all that big.
Lex Victor: Yeah... I wouldn't be surprised if you weigh more than he does.
Knee Johnson: I resent that, Lex!
Lex Victor: You also asked for it, so I'd shut up if I were you.
Knee Johnson: Oh yeah! Right.
Lex Victor: I wonder what he's doing here anyway...
{cut to ringside shot}
The tall man sets down his seat at ringside
and watches the action. It doesn't seem that he is there to cause any trouble. From this closer view, one can see
that his eyes are totally white.
{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: That guy sure is creepy, Lex. Who is he?
Lex Victor: That's Skyscraper. He's a hot new draft pick around here... we picked him up about
the time we officially signed Outcast by Society, in fact. Anyway, let's get back to the action in the ring.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Pepsi is a bit dazed at this time and
is trying some sort of offense. He is hitting Outcast across the chest with several chops, but they are having
little or no affect on outcast. Outcast finally, whips Pepsi to the ropes once again, then delivers a powerslam.
Pepsi seems to be in very bad shape after this... but Oucast picks him back up off the canvas and holds him in
an inverted headlock. He then lifts him into the air, spins him around, and brings him down with an inverted neckbreaker.
The audience is booing loudly.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: That was it! He calls that the "Effects of Society"! That should do it.
One! Two! Three! It's all over!
{cut to ringside shot}
Without changing his expression, The
Skyscraper leaves the ring area and heads out.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Outcast by Society gets his arm raised
in victory, but he quickly takes his arm away from the referee and starts stomping on the Kid. The referee and
the ring announcer both leave the ring quickly to escape punishment. The ring announcer left so quickly that he
dropped the microphone inside the ring. Outcast then punches Pepsi severely in the face for a while, then throws
him down face first, then sits cross-legged next to the writhing Kid. Outcast picks up the fallen microphone.
{ring}
Outcast by Society: You see, the thoughts which control your feelings,
they are not strong enough. For fate is stronger than any opposing force. Pepsi Cola Kid...pain is temporary, but
defeat, it is forever.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Oh my! It looks like Pepsi bit off a bit more than he could chew this time around.
Knee Johnson: Man, this Outcast guy is really gonna be something
in the future here in the CNWF Squared!
Frenchie Parker: After seeing this match, I have to wonder just who
it is that can stop this guy.
{ring}
Outcast by Society is about to leave
the ring, but he is confronted by "Godly" Ken Davison before he is allowed to exit. Outcast stops right
in front of Davison, looking at him almost expressionlessly. Davison doesn't seem to be very happy, though.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Well... this match sure has had more than it's fair share of outside guests. What
now?
{ring}
"Godly" Ken Davison: What the hell did you do last week? He was my opponent!
He was my kill!
Outcast by Society: {just stands expressionless}
"Godly" Ken Davison: I don't know what the hell your problem is, but you
better just stay the (CENSORED) out of my way!
{commentary}
Lex Victor: What the heck is this supposed to mean?
Knee Johnson: I don't know, but I think Davison is warning this
newcomer not to get in his way!
{Knee Johnson's head flies foreward
due to being slapped in the back of it by Lex Victor.}
Knee Johnson: Oww! Hey, man! Cool it or I'll call my lawyers!
Lex Victor: And who are they?
Knee Johnson: Bartles and James! Who'd you think.
Lex Victor: Oh boy...
{ring}
Outcast by Society just pushes his way
by Davison and walks out of the ring. Davison doesn't seem to know what to make of the incident... and leaves as
well.
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Outcast by Society by Pin Via "Effects
of Society"
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{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Lex Victor: Well, unfortunately that marks the halfway point of the entire show. Next week things
should be much better. Sure, things are still going to be picking up slowly... but I do plan on a good week next
week. We'll just have to see how things go. Ever since Broken Dreams, everything has just been downhill.
Knee Johnson: That's right, Lex! You have to be the dumbest president around. We owe it all to
ya!
{once again, we find Johnson's head
fly foreward due to a slap in the back of the head... this time from Frenchie Parker.}
Frenchie Parker: Knee, you should know better!
Knee Johnson: I'm just tellin' it like it is, baby!
{This time Frenchie slaps Knee across
the back of the head uncontrollably, almost in a rage. Johnson tries blocking the slap, but it makes it all seem
even more ridiculous.}
Knee Johnson: Leave me alone, man!
Frenchie Parker: I just saved you from homelessness. You should thank
me.
Lex Victor: I guess that's debatable, but we have to get to a commercial break. When we get back,
we are going to see Tex Taylor in a big non-title match against the second ranked man in CNWF Squared, Da SuPerFan.
You won't want to miss it, so don't go away.
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|s {Commercial Break} |
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